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SBitC: Gamzee x Reader by SilenceOfTheMongoose, literature

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SBitC: Gamzee x Reader

Gamzee x Reader "I got... Gamzee!" you exclaimed. YES. HELL FUCKING YES. Gamzee was the hottest thing you have ever laid eyes on and being in a closet with him would be like- well, what do you know? SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN. Speaking which, you should probably go get in the closet. Y'know, so you can actually kiss him. You practically dove into the closet, towing the aforementioned Makara after you. Not that he resisted or anything. The door was locked behind you and you tumbled onto Gamzee, knocking you both to the floor. You grinned happily as you realized you were straddling his hips with your face only centimeters from his, and his hand

Rufioh x Reader Butterfly Fly Away by MaliceTheHedgehog, literature

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Rufioh x Reader Butterfly Fly Away

The sun's rays had just set over the horizon. Rufioh flew a little faster towards his hive; the hive he shared with you. He sighed as he landed. The brown blood didn't know how long he could keep up this relationship. When your matespriteship started it was so exciting. Being a human you were so mysterious, so enticing. He wanted to know everything about you. Now Rufioh felt things had gotten...stale. You two had been matesprits for almost two sweeps, and the winged troll found himself wandering further and further from you. Rufioh pushed open the door and called out, signaling that he was home. The male received no answer. Thi

The Polite Ones Kankri x Reader by MaliceTheHedgehog, literature

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The Polite Ones Kankri x Reader

You skipped along heading towards a certain trigger happy troll's hive. He may have the odd ability to speek for seeemingly three hours straight without breathing, but he's still your flush crush friend. He'd been acting incredibly strange lately, not only around you, but the others as well. Since you were his friend you decided to get to the root of this problem! Knocking on the door you hummed a mismatched tune to yourself. After a few moments you grabbed the spare key and let yourself in. Searching various rooms you stumbled upon Kankri's respite block. Entering would be a complete invasion of privacy and you would never- oh

Body Swap Karkat x Reader by MaliceTheHedgehog, literature

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Body Swap Karkat x Reader

"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT (LAST NAME)!" "So that's what happens..." Wanna know what's going on? Then I'll tell ya. You, being the epitome of curiosity, button mashed the ectomachine and managed to swap bodies with the fuming Cancer troll who just so happened to walk in the room at that EXACT MOMENT. Anyway, you gave yourself a once over, paying special attention to the ass horns. You had always wanted to find out their particular function. You'd always assumed they were for mating purposes and when you rubbed one, well, let's just say suspicion's been confirmed. Karkat, who's been lamenting over this predicament, didn't n

Fantasy is a reality Signless x Reader 4 by MaliceTheHedgehog, literature

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Fantasy is a reality Signless x Reader 4

You grinned a bit, watching as the Dolorosa chew out the two younger trolls. A large hand reached out and clasped yours, pulling you to your feet. Looking over at the Signless you saw a faint sadness, but you hadn't a clue as to why. You sighed. "I dunno if I have enough room..." you mumbled, "We're pushing it right now." You could feel those bright and intense carmine eyes gazing at you. "You don't have to-" "But, we'll just make do. Won't we?" You interrupted, doing your best to smile at the four of them, although it was more of a grimace. After that odd experience were some very awkward apologies (mostly because The Ψiioniic

Fantasy is Reality Signless x Reader 3 by MaliceTheHedgehog, literature

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Fantasy is Reality Signless x Reader 3

TRIGGER WARNING: CURSING! To be fair I do that a motherfucking lot. Kay on to the story! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Holy fucking shit! Okay calm down. It’s just the Dolorosa. You quickly stepped aside allowing the jade blood to enter before she burned to a crisp. The female ran a quick inspection of your living room. Satisfied with what she saw, she turned to you. You shuffled a bit, but who wouldn’t? She’s THE mother figure, not to mention fashion queen. The Dolorosa saw your nervous shifting and placed a reassuring hand on your shoulder. “Are you the human who took in my son?” she ask

Fantasy Is Reality Signless x Reader 2 by MaliceTheHedgehog, literature

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Fantasy Is Reality Signless x Reader 2

Kay here's the second part~! P.S. (g/f/n)= guy friend name ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The poor troll on your couch thought you would wear a hole in the floor with all your pacing. "How could I not have noti- well...he was bleeding everywhere so...okay I'll give myself that one..." you mumbled to yourself. Suddenly you turned to the Signless and clapped your hands together. "Okay, you're probably starving, so I'll make something for you and then we can figure out what to do from there!" you said smiling widely. Your grin was incredibly infectious and soon the candy blood found himself grinning along with you, bask

Mind Honey Sollux x Reader by yupjustkeepmovin, literature

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Mind Honey Sollux x Reader

I smiled and sipped my honey tea. I was here having dinner with my matesprit Sollux and his family plus Kankri who had also been invited for some random reason. Surprisingly Kankri hasn’t said much yet. Yet. “(Y/n)?” Looks like i spoke to soon. Or I jinxed it One or the other “Yes Kankri?” “Excuse me for what I’m about to do, for it is highly triggering, but I would like to experiment. #embarrassment #experiment #honey.” “Uhh…. Okay Kanny go ahead.” I watched along with Sollux and his family as Kankri leaned forward, grabbing a jar of honey off of the table. He ope

Treats~ Pop Rocks The Grand Highblood x Reader by yupjustkeepmovin, literature

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Treats~ Pop Rocks The Grand Highblood x Reader

Nashir Makara, better known as The Grand Highblood stepped out of his house an agitated face gracing his painted features. The violent troll took a step forward already ready to rip someone’s face off for some unknown reason. Unfortunately for him, misfortune struck him and he stepped over the step up right before his door plunging down and landing on the drop, his other foot still on the higher up slab of concrete. Looking down below him he noticed something peculiar. Straightening himself, he reached down and gently picked up the box as to not completely destroy it and rip it into a million pieces. The small box was purple with wh

Bad Day ~ Human! Kurloz x Reader by ISmellGooood, literature

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Bad Day ~ Human! Kurloz x Reader

Today is just not my day. From when my essay wouldn't print at home, to when I got put next to some stupid bitch in the new English seating arrangement, to when my favorite table got taken at lunch. Jeez, it seemed as though the world was out to get me. I must have scared my poor History teacher half to death when I asked/demanded a pass to the bathroom. I'm sure that, considering the fact that I had been sitting in the hallway crying for the past ten minutes, he's wondering where I am. I heard footsteps coming my way, and while I was sure it was an administrator coming to take me to the office for cutting class, I didn't raise my head. I h

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Artist // Hobbyist // Traditional Art

Oct 13
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Deviant for 9 years
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Avatar, Sound of Music, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Fantastic Mr. Fox

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Advebture Time, Inuyasha, Dragon Ball Z Kai, Gravity Falls

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Pierce the Viel, Mafumafu, Goatbed, BOTDF, Vic Mignogna

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The Last Book in the Universe, A Wripple in Time, Secret Sacrament, Things Not Seen, Mr. Tucket, The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel(Series)

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Rodman Philbrick, Gary Paulsen, Micheal Scott, Andrew Clements, Ann Rinaldi, Darren Shan,

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The Legend of Zelda(series), Super Mario Bros (series), Minecraft, Call of Duty(series), Pokemon(series)

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Acorn, Apple, Amstrad, Atari, Commodoe, Bandai, Fujitsu, 8-bit

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Drawing, Singing, SLEEPING, Eating, Baking Pies, Crafting, Reading, Reading Fanfics, Writing

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jeopardousInsomniac

Apr 14, 2015

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Hi There,    I'm glad to be on today! I bet this will be fun for me, and I hope you'll have fun too while examining my frivilous attempts at drawing something! Thank you DiviantArt for excepting my fudgin' email after thirty friggin days! Lol. Anyway, so happy to be on. I'm not sure how i'm supposed to write here. Can others see this?...probably. Anyway! I must leavith to go partke in my afternoon showaaa!! Bye!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

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jeopardousInsomniac

Apr 13, 2015

YO, new HERE! so GLAD i COULD finally BECOME deviant! THANK a REALLY good FRIEND of MINE called Average Aquarious! I promise, SHES great!

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Jul 30, 2015

thanks so much for the watch!

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